quips

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Hugh Laurie

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Unknown.

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Richard Harkness

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

William James

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Emo Phillips

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary