Falafel Bureau of Investigations

Spot the balls competition

Thanks to Haitham for pointing out this amusing story about how the brains of America dreamt up a scheme to track Iranian terrorist cells in the USA. Allegedly they wanted to follow sales of Falafel to track down the sleeper cells of dangerous Iranian agents. Meanwhile it is reported that Hamas have managed to set up their own drug peddling, cigarette smuggling and fake Viagra scams in the US. No doubt the FBI will soon discover the Syrians running brothels in California and the North Koreans running an illegal gambling racket in South Dakota.