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Due to circumstances completely under our control, J4P refreshing updates are suspended whilst I bugger off for a couple of days. Rest assured the low quality of output will be maintained when I get back on Friday or Saturday. Unfortunately, quality guest bloggers are unavailable during this period and we thank you for your continuing impatience with our recorded massage. You have not been charged for reading this massage. However if you should wish to donate generously an offshore bank account number can be provided for tax-exempt relief. Please enjoy our archives and pretend you are watching J4P gold or something.

Bon nuit.