How to attract millions to your blog

According to Zeitgeist the most popular search terms this week on google are: american idol, nfl draft, brady quinn, kentucky derby, alycia lane, cinco de mayo, suzy shuster, josh hancock, spiderman 3 and golden state warriors. Now if this theory is correct, I should get a few hundred million hits on this blog within hours. Hopefully this will crowd out the dodgy people who have been turning up at J4P blog looking for pictures of dead kids and body parts.